To my greatest enemy slash awesome pusher in the whole wide world, so far. You are the most irritating person I know yet I have grown to love your weirdness and imperfections each and every day.
May all your dreams come true, whatever they may be. I wish you all the best in this sexy lifetime of ours. Do exercise and eat healthy whenever you get the chance.
Please be more open with regards to opinions and constructive criticism. I’m your best friend in the universe, you bitch. So you know, trust in the things that I also have to say and embrace them fully. Because it’s gonna be good for you. Continue to love unconditionally and respect the people around you.
HAPPY FUCKING 26TH BIRTHDAY OF LIFE. K, I’m assuming you’ll text me in a bit regarding this caption about how it made you laugh and that you’re offended at the same time cos you’re sensitive like that. Be a good boy. See you, oink oink. 👦